I'm going to start wearing my clothes. Really.

Monday, 11 January•Comments ()

I have some strange quirks. Every so often, I become aware of a new one. Not that the quirk itself is new, merely the realisation that it’s strange. I think... [read more]

I'm SO back

Sunday, 10 January•Comments ()

It's been a while dudes, hasn't it? In fact, I can't recall a time since starting this blog two and a half years ago when I went offline for such...

Remember when the only things women faked were orgasms?*

Friday, 8 January•Comments ()

Those were innocent times, my friend. Because now? Female fakeness has exploded. Tans, hair, teeth, nails, boobs, brows, bikini lines, lashes, lips….there are so many ways to fake your appearance... [read more]

When God was handing out interior design genes, I must have been lying on a beach reading Who*

Thursday, 7 January•Comments ()

Clearly, I forgot to join the queue. Because by the time I put down my magazine and lined up, it was over and there was nothing left. What other explanation... [read more]

And Mommy and her new boobies lived happily ever after*

Wednesday, 6 January•Comments ()

Looking for the perfect mother’s day gift? How about My Beautiful Mommy, this fab picture book explaining plastic surgery to kids! It’s the brainchild of Dr Michael Salzhauer, a Florida... [read more]

Marie Claire? I'm confused.

Wednesday, 6 January•Comments ()

I’m delighted that Marie Claire has put a naked Jennifer Hawkins on this month’s cover. Not quite as delighted as my husband but happy nonetheless. In my opinion, any day... [read more]

Technology Ate My Holiday*

Tuesday, 5 January•Comments ()

Technology ate my holiday. Let’s not even call it a holiday. Let’s just call it ‘moving my life to a different location’. Because that’s exactly what I did last week,... [read more]

If you have 30 seconds to spare....

Sunday, 3 January•Comments ()

Nominations have opened for the 2010 Bloggies which are like the international Oscars for blogs. If you were feeling inclined to do so, you might want to take a quick... [read more]

How did YOU meet and greet 2010?

Friday, 1 January•Comments ()

UPDATED: January 1st, 9pm. Were you out partying? Did you have a special pash at midnight? Who with? Did your friend have to hold your hair back while you threw... [read more]

There’s only room for one messy adult in a household. And at my place, that badge of dishonour belongs to me.

Thursday, 31 December•Comments ()

[Welcome to a Mamamia Best-Of holiday post where I get to take a little break while keeping you entertained with some of the most popular posts from days gone by]... [read more]